I quickly realised that the weird alien woman could probably catch me because of her three muscular legs, so I came up with an alternative strategy if she caught up with me - which she did.

"Got you, Earth man !" she said in her best human sounding voice ... which made it even more frightening. "Now I'm going to eat you head first" she added. I decided it was time to invoke my new strategy.

"Wanna have sex, instead ?" I asked. Her four eyes widened with surprise.

"Oh ... OK" she agreed "Which one, left or right ?" she asked, parting her three legs exposing two vagina-like orifices.

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